"Wouldn't I make a lovely quilt?." the fabric quietly whispered to me,"quiiiilt meeeee"
"What?" I said, slightly deafened from all that Joan Jett back in the 80's
"I'd be delightful. Linen quilt...indigo dye....hint, hint"
"Huh?"
"QUILT ME YOU FREAKIN" IDIOT!"
"Oh, hey. Good idea. Speak up next time, I don't hear subtle hints. Sheesh."
the linen has spoken.
ReplyDeleteyou know what to do.
I hear and I obey.
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